I have salvaged this from my class notes:
Baby Houdini! Look how cute he is, as they stuff him into that milk can, locking the lid down, one, two, three times. Look at that lid shake! Will he escape? It’s been two minutes, and the shaking is subsiding. Assistants come up with axes, and break the can apart. Tada! Baby Houdini is not inside. He is in a bassinet in back, taking a nap. (Warning, do not try this with your baby, unless he is a Houdini. Only two Baby Houdinis were lost in the making of this trick).